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DOG RULES
(Found on the refrigerator of two dogs named “Tiffany” and “Cowboy.”)
1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all the rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the old furniture. 5. Fine. The dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed. 6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants to, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
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