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THE CLOWN CHAKRA: A NEW DISCOVERY
By John Morton
The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from cancer to reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart charka and the throat charka. It is called the Clown Charka.
If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is in the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Charka is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short.
The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease, or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy.
These balloons filled with Love and Joy are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with ALL THAT IS, and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.
So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you open your Clown Chakra and visualize sending that person (and the part of you that may feel triggered) red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. And, remember to laugh.
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