(ongoing)What Ifs
With No Rhyme Nor Reason (well, sometimes a rhyme...nothing too Rad.
Well, maybe Radd-ish)
by The Funk Analyzer-Mysty-Fyer.
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What If the music playing were "Haven't A Klugh"?
THE SOURCE OF CREATION
Here's My Big Secret...keep the music playing over and over again...that's how I get "Information."
What If Sound, or Vibration, created everything? What If Sound created Light? I have heard in The Good Book, "In The Beginning was The Word, and The Word was Good..." Sound Created. Then I heard in that same Good Book, "God said, "Let there Be Light!" And that He said that Light was A Good Thing. What If Thought, or Mind, created Sound? Something to think about.
And Now For The Main Event (and secret...shhh...). Just the other day one of my full spectrum light bulbs began Blinking Madly Out Of Control. "Wow," I said to myself, "I'd better help that guy out!" So I ran head over heels as fast as I my little legs could carry me, over to that Light Bulb. I quickly turned off the switch. And Lo and Behold, the poor fellow Be Dead. "So what should I do now?" I wondered. "Aha!" I answered myself. I knew Just What He Would HaveWanted. I reverently, tiptoed him over to the living room Buddha Statue and tenderly placed him to rest in the Buddha Statue's hands. Now I can Venerate Him from Afar, on a daily basis, quietly sitting in my meditation chair. I just now had An Amazing Aha! Because the electricity (power) often goes off here in the mountains, due to stroms. Wish me luck with your good intentions, please. Blessings !
Now I need to go find a photo of a light bulb. Be right back.
Ok...here you go.
Albert Einstein Quantum
Theory 'Photon' Light Quanta
THE AVIAN FLU
1.5.06
What If we humans could avoid catching The Avian Flu by simply not eating chicken, turkey and other birds? How cool would that be? How about eggs? Perhaps it is time To Go Organic, and only consume cage-free chickens, eggs, and turkeys, raised without hormones and antibiotics.
FILMS
How about Chicken Little?
What If Chicken Little felt Paranoid because he became Enlightened
when that little acorn hit him on the top of his head?
Do you think he might be frightened?
Annoyed? Confused? Would anyone believe his experiences?
Whew! The Q Continuum, Men in Black, and Matrix Reloaded, all in one.
Enjoy the Synchronicity of Enlightnened Activity while Experiencing Existence reflected Directly. Just beware you don't think others are "doing" it. I'ts Existence, folks.
WHAT IF the Sky really IS Falling?
ALBERT EINSTEIN
What if Einstein really DID reincarnate as a plumber?
Solution to Problems of
Einstein's Relativity Theory
Beauty Truth Kindness: Physicist Einstein
"The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty and Truth."
Albert Einstein: Great Spirits & Weak Minds
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
ANGELS
Wingers of the Dawn
What If there were A New Religion about Angelhood? Or Angelosity. Flying at high velocity. Would they be Angels With Attitude? The Angel Hood...Angels in the Hood? Wingers? The Far Flung Hooded Singers-Wingers? What If they were Intellectuals? Consulting The Good Book, Webster's Dictionary, if they were in a scurry-hurry-flurry? Fluttered Fully Into-It with their hair standing on end, so fully charged with Electricity. With Holy Smoke streaming out their eyes and ears. And Earthquakes of Energy jerking out the bottoms of their feet. What If their Right and Left Brains kept Ping-Pong-ing back and forth so fast they couldn't think straight? Would their teeth be chattering? Would they sometimes pace like Felix the Cat?
Would their Kundalini be bouncing around like billard balls? What If there were a Chain Reaction? Do you think Dancing Might Help? How about Fresh Air? And swaying in Rocking Chairs? Tapping their fists gently one on top of the other?
The Winged Pacers-Inter-Lacers Par Excellance.
MARPA THE TRANSLATOR
I find that this story is extremely interesting.
What if Marpa was going through a consciousness leap and couln't make any decisions?
Could that have been the reason he told Milarepa to keep building towers
and then to tear them down?
What if it wasn't actually "a technique to create enlightenment?"
What if Marpa had a toothache, had too much to drink, or couldn't remember what he had said before?
And then in later times, masters copied what he did "as techniques?"
Something to think about.
Trial By Tower-Building: Milarepa's Encounter with Marpa
What if Chuang Tzu truly didn't know whether he was a man dreaming he was a butterfly
or a butterfly dreaming he was a man?
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JOHN THE BAPTIST
What if John the Baptist wasn't actually Beheaded? What if that were just an Allegory? What if he fell so head over heels in love with a dancing woman he became enlightened? With a fever and No Mind? Would his hair be standing on end? Would he be Really, Really Thirsty all the time? Maybe that was why he prefered to be near water.
JESUS
What if Jesus's father died when he was a young man? What if he and his siblings spent the rest of their lives trying to contact their father? What if that was the reason he prayed, "Our father which art in heaven?"
REINCARNATION AND ENLIGHTENMENT
What If Women naturally get Enlightened through Childbirth? Might that be the reason women have traditionally not been allowed to experience the esoteric aspects of the world's religion? Perhpas they didn't need it. What If now, with drugs and C-Sections, women were missing out on Enlightenment? Do you think they would perhaps need Meditation and Religion, now, just like the men?
What If men traditionally got Enlightened through such things as wars and manmoth hunting? And Serious Illnesses and Tragedies? Such as Firemen and Policmen? If wars are ending, do you think men might need Extreme Sports, Meditation, Religion, Good Literature, Going on Stage, and other Strong Challenges?
What If VAN Morrison had been Ludvig VAN Beethoven in a past life?
What If Bob Dylan had been William Shakespeare?
More What Ifs coming soon.
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